Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Your Innapropriate Comment for the Day

Matlock and I spend a decent amount of time worrying that our jokes are inappropriate for the office. Three years with the guys at law school has basically erased any line I ever had. I told Matlock that E thinks some of his jokes are a little "off-color." And Matlock responded that when ladies are not present, he's told jokes in a neon blue shade that have had E in stitches.

I was, of course, jealous. Why should E get to hear all the good jokes? What constitutes "neon blue"?

Today at lunch, overly litigious co-worker McGee said he thought we should sue the woman who hit my car.

McGee: We'll all sue her!
Me: Yeah, that's a great idea. What exactly would you all sue her for?
E: Loss of consortium.

Crickets.

Me: That would be.... gross.
Matlock: That's what I mean by "neon blue," Meg.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:11 PM

    you are so funny. we haven't talked in a while, but congrats on your new job & crib...
    sounds like you are doing well...glad that you are back on your blog.
    c

    ps there's a deltas in the citay - we should go sometime.

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  2. Anonymous6:33 AM

    You wacky lawyers! "Loss of consortium." That's hilarious. Seriously, how do you manage to get any work done with gems like that being fired off all day?

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