You may recall that a few years ago, there were rumors that Eminem and Mariah Carey were dating. At one point, after it appeared that the relationship had ended, if indeed there was ever a relationship, Em apparently remarked when asked if he and MC were an item, "Nah, man. That bitch be crazy." As Kate would later say, "Yeah, cause Marshall is really in a position to comment on other people's mental health." That's astute, however, we were in agreement that MC is rather nutso. "Bitch be crazy" became a descriptor for Kate and I. For instance, "My boss is so bitch be crazy." Or: "And after that argument, I just realized that she's a bitch be crazy."
I've never used the phrase to describe a man before, but after reading about the scientology auditing questionnaire, I've come to realize that Tom Cruise is bitch be crazy.
Defamer has the hijinks here, and Radar has the sampling of questions ici. For those of you who don't know about the precepts of Scientology, check out Rick Ross's website, which has all sorts of interesting information. And here's a link to the controversial Time magazine article on the subject.
Dude, I totally knew Scarlett Jo was a smart girl. Good for her for running as fast as her feet could carry her.