Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Look out for those body thetans, Katie

I know it's a cheap shot, but I wasn't really sure what to write about today, so I decided to go with this.

Tom Cruise was apparently taping an ep of Oprah and he got so excited talking about his new girlfriend, Katie Holmes, that he started jumping up and down. Later, during an interview with NBC's resident douchebag, Billy Bush, he remarked: “It’s just like, “Huh? Wow, man. Wow. I was looking at her (and thinking), ‘Man, you are so cool.’ Wow, Tom, that's really beautiful.

If he keeps it up, I'm not going to see War of the Worlds, even though I saw a preview during Star Wars this weekend and it looks pretty sweet.

But doesn't it seem like he tries a little too hard to prove something when it comes to the ladies? I mean, he's a scientologist, so he's already suspect in my book, but he just gets weirder and weirder as he ages.


  1. This is completely gross. But I love that she's like 5 inches taller than he is.

  2. Paul the Flaming Queermo5:11 PM

    I just had a discussion with two workfriends about the fact that Tom Cruise is a gay homosexual. They didn't believe me. Of course, these are two people who still haven't been able to figure out my dirty little secret either, so we can't say much for their gaydar.

  3. Paul the Anal-Retentive5:11 PM

    P.S. Why does your stupid blog alter the capitalization of my name? Assmonkeys.